Health: Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted... - FML

By bruised_scrotum - 15/05/2014 17:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

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Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By man down! man down... - 01/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 14:01

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Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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thomcmoore 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:15

I think she kicked the wrong person.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:17

Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-

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worldclassrager 39

Friday 16 May 2014 2:36

Those damn testicles! Did I get the right spot for who I slept with?

Mercury1964 3

Friday 16 May 2014 2:37

Do I hear "lawsuit"?

Dontalktome 9

Friday 16 May 2014 2:46

I assume you won't be seeing her in the future since she just assaulted you. Suggest to her you'll be warning other health care professionals in the area about what happened. Wish her luck in getting a new doctor.

nlow79 3

Friday 16 May 2014 3:23

I would've retaliated by prescribing her the most painful medication possible.

nlow79 3

Friday 16 May 2014 3:25

I would've retaliated by prescribing her the most painful medication possible.

_G0D_ 9

Friday 16 May 2014 3:34

Is OP a guy, if not that would be weird.

communisttaco 16

Friday 16 May 2014 15:25

How stupid are you?

_G0D_ 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 4:15

Very

ubersoldat 8

Friday 16 May 2014 3:37

Let's hope she didn't get a kick out of it...

hellofajob 10

Friday 16 May 2014 3:38

I hear that's how they're transferred these days

samslifesuks 9

Friday 16 May 2014 3:47

at least it didn't come from you :P

limitedition 25

Friday 16 May 2014 4:24

Now you should break the news to her not only does she have a STD but need some antipsychotic medication as well. Put some ice on that, OP.

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