Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I started my first day of nursing clinicals. My first patient was none other than my ex-girlfriend, who I recently broke up with. She has an STI. She told me I needed to get checked. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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Top comments
thomcmoore 23
I think she kicked the wrong person.
woainishamu 21
Always gotta blame the bearer of bad news -_-
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Comments (123)
worldclassrager 41
Those damn testicles! Did I get the right spot for who I slept with?
Mercury1964 3
Do I hear "lawsuit"?
Dontalktome 9
I assume you won't be seeing her in the future since she just assaulted you. Suggest to her you'll be warning other health care professionals in the area about what happened. Wish her luck in getting a new doctor.
nlow79 3
I would've retaliated by prescribing her the most painful medication possible.
nlow79 3
I would've retaliated by prescribing her the most painful medication possible.
_G0D_ 9
Is OP a guy, if not that would be weird.
communisttaco 16
How stupid are you?
_G0D_ 9
Very
ubersoldat 8
Let's hope she didn't get a kick out of it...
hellofajob 10
I hear that's how they're transferred these days
samslifesuks 9
at least it didn't come from you :P
limitedition 25
Now you should break the news to her not only does she have a STD but need some antipsychotic medication as well. Put some ice on that, OP.