By Bullet - United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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4 Not Nessisarily, OPs mom could be a fake fucking Douche-bag and try to say that she is living the good life... Next time Op introduce a few friends of yours to you mother as "The lady that we took off of the street"

  FFML_314  |  11

Says the giant question mark.
I have yet to hear a conversation go,
"What do you look for in a guy?"
"Oh my, I like my man to be curved and have a nice big black period right at the end."

Shut your bitch ass up.

  Jizwold  |  0

I just have the app and I'm not gona go on the website just to put a pic up and I didn't mean it as an insult to that one chick I just meant she's not to the point where u have to comment about her beauty

  groovis  |  2

You should have looked at her friends and quietly shook your head and then in a compassionate voice said "I think it's time for another pill now" and then while gently pulling her arm to leave look back at her friends saying "this is why I had to come along, the doctor's say she needs constant supervision now and whenever her grasp on reality slips like this, we need to go somewhere quiet and get her to take her meds" and no matter how your Mom reacted to this keep pulling at her arm saying "come on Mom, you'll be alright again soon and then you can come back and talk to the nice people"

  Jizwold  |  0

fuck u! I wasn't saying she was ugly or anything just not like stunningly beautiful

and I already said I'm not gona go outa my way to put a pic up so u can all suck my balls I'm gona go get a beer and slide off this plane

  tweetbaby14  |  17

I think it's funny how people don't understand that FML is an app and not just a website and, they are constantly telling people on the app to put up pics when it's not possible. way to join the dim bulb club people.

  Chrisskiies  |  0

Actually we all know it's an app, seeing as most of us go on it trough the app. I just find it very fucking annoying when someone talks shit about smothers pic, yet they don't have the courage to put one of themselves up.

  hoghunter  |  1

#13 I totaly agree how anyone can say "it's no big deal." is beyond me. that's probably the biggest hit to a kids self esteem I have ever heard.

and as for those who think it's no big deal i sincerely hope you never have children. becuase all they will accomplish in life is being a permanent habitant of our prison system.