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meh she wanted to look good infront of ppl she's not gonna see for a long time again ,, she didn't mean anything bad don't get mad at her
she just wanna look good in front of her old friends, not a FML here
her life must suck
u should have said, " wait!! what are you talking about, MOMMY!!!"
that's a little messed up
i dont see how in order for your mom to look "good" in front of her old friends means she needs to act like she doesnt have any kids. fyl op ):
Does that mean that having children makes you look bad?
82 no not at all
I just have the app and I'm not gona go on the website just to put a pic up and I didn't mean it as an insult to that one chick I just meant she's not to the point where u have to comment about her beauty
You should have looked at her friends and quietly shook your head and then in a compassionate voice said "I think it's time for another pill now" and then while gently pulling her arm to leave look back at her friends saying "this is why I had to come along, the doctor's say she needs constant supervision now and whenever her grasp on reality slips like this, we need to go somewhere quiet and get her to take her meds" and no matter how your Mom reacted to this keep pulling at her arm saying "come on Mom, you'll be alright again soon and then you can come back and talk to the nice people"
104 - That was the most epic win I've ever heard. You won the game. Oops.
**** u! I wasn't saying she was ugly or anything just not like stunningly beautiful and I already said I'm not gona go outa my way to put a pic up so u can all suck my balls I'm gona go get a beer and slide off this plane
basically what 110 is saying is that he I gunna go watch some **** and "slide off the plane" ;) got it
106 - thanks! :-) I do what I can *bows*
118 - I'm doing it tomorrow.
#13 I totaly agree how anyone can say "it's no big deal." is beyond me. that's probably the biggest hit to a kids self esteem I have ever heard. and as for those who think it's no big deal i sincerely hope you never have children. becuase all they will accomplish in life is being a permanent habitant of our prison system.
tell her you're ready for your babysitter pay. boom. next.
i sure hope you cussed her out and went wild, she isnt your "mother" so its all good. (:
harsh
should of bitch slappedher or called her out on it
Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.
na pussy
I would definetly use this moment to my advantage. Op make her feel guilty or threaten to tell her friends, then mKe her buy you stuff.
*make Stupid comment bug.
Or act like an ass. Insult the friends, eat like a pig, and throw a tantrum. When she corrects you, yell "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"
89 you are also on the right track! The secret here is to turn this back on the Mom. There is gold here OP, be creative and mine it!!
omg yass!!!! best comment ever!!!!
Yeah let her know she's a bitch for denying her own children.
Your mom's a bitch. You should have said something rediculous about her to them so that she'd regret it.
ridiculous
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Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.
harsh