Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while...

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2022 21:00

Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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lucythomson 23

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:27

Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

KayDee29 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:31

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

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lucythomson 23

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:27

Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

ChatAlors_fml 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 22:18

"- I'm Mi ! - He's Mi and I'm Yu"

TheBelt 19

Monday 4 May 2015 0:05

Or just complain about how someone maid a huge mess in the toilet.

Roskie 16

Monday 4 May 2015 2:47

Boooooooo!

KayDee29 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:31

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

myoukei 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 18:17

It may be cleaner yeah, but if op's mom wants her to pretend to be a maid, it's probably more lavish? I have a feeling that it's a status thing more than anything and that the op is doing better for herself than the mom is...

Koth 14

Monday 4 May 2015 13:40

I can't believe you maid that pun!

thejonac 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:37

sorry but i guess she's just not confident enough of her own image to act as an independent hostess and homemaker so she needs your guidance and she's too afraid to introduce you bc she's scared you'll steal the limelight