By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

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Now could be a really good time to mess up her gathering. Or you could just introduce yourself as you

"- I'm Mi ! - He's Mi and I'm Yu"

Or just complain about how someone maid a huge mess in the toilet.

I can't believe she made you do that, OP! But at least that means your place must be ten times cleaner than hers if she wanted to use it instead.

It may be cleaner yeah, but if op's mom wants her to pretend to be a maid, it's probably more lavish? I have a feeling that it's a status thing more than anything and that the op is doing better for herself than the mom is...

I can't believe you maid that pun!

sorry but i guess she's just not confident enough of her own image to act as an independent hostess and homemaker so she needs your guidance and she's too afraid to introduce you bc she's scared you'll steal the limelight

Please go back to your psych 101 class.

Pretend to quit in front of everyone.

Then kick the mom out of the house

Start blatantly stealing shit in front of everyone

Tell everyone what a terrible boss she is and see if anyone else tries to hire you as their maid.

Do her work and then when someone hands you a piece of clothing yell "Dobbie is free!!" and run out of there.

Act annoyed and loudly complain about having to unclog the toilet again ;)

Just destroy everything

it's OP's house...why would she wanna do that???

i was joking dude

^ it wasn't funny

just pretend to do it and then start destroying everything