OP sounds like an awesome person

This is so not an FML! Cool pants OP!

Turtle pants are cool, this is not a moment to be embarrassed about..... Fuck the guy's life, he's made you an FML hero.

FML hero because debase sexually harassed? Like, "oh let's breeze on past the sexual assault, and focus on her panties she didn't choose to share."

My bad! I forgot that this was a police station and not a place where OPs came to share what they considered to be humorous stories with us!

Say it with me..."humor". Now live it, love it, be fun!

49, It's not sexual assault if he didn't grope or touch her sexually. It's sexual harassment. The guy is a douche nozzle and deserves to be punished but calm the fuck down.

Rude and barely assault, but calling it sexual is a bit offensive to real victims of sexual assault.

Touching someone's ass without consent? Exposing someone's underwear without consent? That is definitely sexual and definitely harassment. It could even be assault (the act of creating apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person).

No...just no.

This isn't the time or the place to be saying that...heck, there is NEVER a time or place to be saying that on this website.

Fuck you Naith!

You guys need to chill. I thought his comment was pretty funny

That's what he said.

Cowabumga?

If you see France, and the Ninja Turtles are involved, I guess that means Ninjas in Paris.

#33 hahaha love the Kanye and JayZ reference... at least, I think it was lol. either way, good one.

I sure hope not the new ones. They suck

That's fucking amazing, but where did it say it was a guy?

If they did it & ran off, she might not have had any idea who it was.

I am assuming because well I don't have a very good reason but it very well could have been a girl