By no touching - 06/03/2015 14:03 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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khorstmye 15

I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!

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Welshite 39

Rock those undies, girl! Good will always prevail.

221 6
JMichael 25

OP sounds like an awesome person

39 1
magickitten 26

This is so not an FML! Cool pants OP!

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magickitten 26

Turtle pants are cool, this is not a moment to be embarrassed about..... **** the guy's life, he's made you an FML hero.

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ciammmm 11

FML hero because debase sexually harassed? Like, "oh let's breeze on past the sexual assault, and focus on her panties she didn't choose to share."

35 16
magickitten 26

My bad! I forgot that this was a police station and not a place where OPs came to share what they considered to be humorous stories with us!

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edmunson 22

Say it with me..."humor". Now live it, love it, be fun!

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Octwo 16

49, It's not sexual assault if he didn't grope or touch her sexually. It's sexual harassment. The guy is a douche nozzle and deserves to be punished but calm the **** down.

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Flyndaran 10

Rude and barely assault, but calling it sexual is a bit offensive to real victims of sexual assault.

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llalala_fml 19

Touching someone's ass without consent? Exposing someone's underwear without consent? That is definitely sexual and definitely harassment. It could even be assault (the act of creating apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person).

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Naith 14

Well let's hope there wasn't a shitty situation

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Sandsh8rk 36

This isn't the time or the place to be saying that...heck, there is NEVER a time or place to be saying that on this website.

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fishtitties 12

You guys need to chill. I thought his comment was pretty funny

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uglyheadedbitch 20

What a creep. Fyl

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khorstmye 15

I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!

357 6
MrSassypants 33

If you see France, and the Ninja Turtles are involved, I guess that means Ninjas in Paris.

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Daelynn_17 19

#33 hahaha love the Kanye and JayZ reference... at least, I think it was lol. either way, good one.

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patrickalamo 47

VERY COOL UNDIES, YOU ROCK!!!! I hope you had the time of your life....

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jarrettd 27

Wait, original ninja turtles or that junky Michael Bay version?

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03stroker03 13

I sure hope not the new ones. They suck

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thejokingguy13 12

Kick his ass while humming everybody was Kung fu fighting or the tmnt theme song

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hoodiewear365 9

That's ******* amazing, but where did it say it was a guy?

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

If they did it & ran off, she might not have had any idea who it was.

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thejokingguy13 12

I am assuming because well I don't have a very good reason but it very well could have been a girl

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