Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
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rndg 0
Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.
buggybeauty 0
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Comments (146)
hate_spoons 0
I agree your life sucks ass!
biomassive 0
i never understood why parents would make up a scenario such as that one.
Sekococo 0
Cool OP now turn that in to a song and you can be the next eminem
ASA5G 2
i would have been acted a complete ass at the party and as soon as she told me otherwise i would have told her "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM SO QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!" bitch. fyl OP
Gen2105 0
YDI for being silly - everyone knows that if you have pets and are painting a room, you need to block off this room from said pets because they are curious and always get into trouble! They just think it's fun and don't care if they're destroying your house :p
Gen2105 0
Woops! I answered the wrong one... stupid iPhone glitch :/
TVSkunky 0
Your mother is a slutty *****.
1Julie 0
Your mom is a ****
vvcc1127 0
OMG.
AmbrosiaFan 19
I'd have outed her then and there. "She IS my mom, what a kidder!" add if she's married or not and how many siblings you have too.
spidermonkey6 0
it doesnt make sence if she moves around then y is she taking care of a kid. and i feel bad for u