Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
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ilikerainbows 0
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse
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crayons_fml 0
ewwwwwwwww
DelSDelT 0
Personally, I would've refused, based on my right to refuse unsafe work. Ew.
AUT_student 0
#84 - "they" can be singular or plural (ie "what do you think of the guy over there?", "they look happy"), so the OP isn't stereotyping "obese people" or whatever other sublime comment you felt was made there. Anyway, as most people have said, YDI for not requesting hygiene standards. It's not a work policy thing at that point, it's a law thing. Safe work place etc. You can't refuse service cause they're "larger", but you can refuse service because they're unsanitary/unhygienic. In this case the lack of hygiene is related to the obesity, but to call that discrimination would be like saying banning pregnant people from flying is sexist because only women get pregnant.
starburst_boy 0
...Gross... Just gross... Doesn't the place you work at have some basic rules for its clients, like not being ridiculously disgusting when they come in to get pampered???
Darenator 0
so you're saying he kept the money in the folds? ew haha.
Moomoomoo_fml 0
YDI for using the word "rank" like that
quachie 0
oh man fyl for doing your job get over it also how did an obese guy turn into a they turt
joemunoz8 0
You deserved it I would have refused! I hope you spend those two bucks to buy some soap!
tiltwrestler 0
THISS.... IS... WHY... I... HATE... FAT... PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody deserves that! fat people die!
GGnoRe 0
Ugggh fat people are disgusting.