Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
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ilikerainbows 0
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse
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fueledbyamy 0
i wouldn't say most overweight people have that disorder. sure, there's probably a few out there, but honestly, most don't. and really, you people don't need to be so rude about bigger people. does it make you feel better to come on to this site and be such little bitches on every fml about bigger people, gays, relgious people etc.?
OMGyoupeople 0
totally agree with #136- get over yourselves people! its not like you are perfect- cause i'm telling you right now- you are so far from it!
CPTobvious_fml 0
Complete nastiness.... I knew a nurse who once told me he saw maggots eating out of the sores under some dude's fat folds #131.... completely agree #134.... compulsive eating disorder are you serious? ... tell me this... how many people are documented with that illness in Africa? I'm pretty sure people in Somalia have some underlying problems. Most of the fat people are fat because they choose to eat a lot. I don't share your pity.
foolsangel 4
#138 - What the hell does Africa have to do with this? I wonder how many people in Africa are diagnosed with bulimia and anorexia, yet they're widely recognized as valid eating disorders. And don't you dare tell me that being starving and skinny means someone has anorexia, because that's NOT what it is. That's a piss poor argument. However, I do concede that a lot of people are overweight because they choose not to exercise and eat right, even though they could.
Trix_Disorder 20
That's just sick. I wonder how people just let themselves go like that. @139 I think 138 was trying to make an argument that over-eating disorders do not occur in countries (and they picked the entire continent of Africa as an example) that do not have the plethora of food that exist in well-off countries... therefore over-eating is not a valid disorder, or at least, does not apply to the amount of obese people we have in America or where ever. I'm not sure I quite agree, but I see where s/he's coming from. I say most people are fat because they have no self control/they're lazy/they're depressed, and food is their outlet. My mother has a thyroid condition, so I know those sorts problems exist, but she's always tried to keep her weight in check, and she's always stayed out of the obesity range. So I don't buy most people saying "it's a medical problem!" either.
beckyb 0
Sometimes obesity is due to a medical problem, and sometimes it's not. Some times a person can make a difference in their weight, and other times it's more difficult. You can't really make a blanket statement either way because everyone is different.
Emwo 0
at least they gave a tip?
BrittNeyyLove 0
well that is just ****** up!!! that sucks balls :((
Sakura_Haruno 0
Daaamn, that sucks.
Tripodi 0
******* fat people