Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
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Top comments
toooldforthis 19
Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?
DontClickOnMe 28
You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!
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Comments (107)
TinyDude 10
Great now u have to wear a plastic bag over ur head.
linkinpark98 24
Is that a Swastika I see on your bracelet?...... O_o
SkoomaKi 28
We have a devoted grammar nazi here.
MsSoulReaper 27
I see the bag is out to get OP. He should run while he still can. Or hop, if his foot injury is that bad.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
Even taking a bath for a little while would be better but fyl hope you get better op
rockwind_ 5
What's with all the negative? Plastic bags over your head are the new thing! OP should feel quite fashionable.
funnynesh 10
Fashion kills…
birdcagereligion 10
This is why I always put a towel in the shower with me. I have a gigantic fear of falling in the shower. It's odd sounding, I know.
LawSixx 11
That wouldn't have happened if you had one of those shower mats with ducks on them just like Sheldon has in his tub on The Big Bang Theory. ;) but naw seriously hope you get better. :)
HayleyNicole94 0
Meh, ive done worse. Plate and six screws in my arm, falling put of an above ground pool... On my birthday...
istishia 12
at least you get free healthcare right? :P
l0v3p4in 7
It's not called "free" healthcare. It's called "publicly-funded" healthcare.
sabrinamarie3 15
I hope you feel better :/. Double whammies suck.
iseyixes 18
37- I looked at your profile...cute. Post a different pic.
Angelous505 5
Your description isn't true, I looked
thats_my_job 11
Dang it, you made me look too lol
RedPillSucks 33
Argh!!!
deedeee 9
I'm sorry, I almost choked on my water with laughter. I feel sorry for you though