How d'you like them apples?

By an Apple a day my ass! - 11/10/2021 08:00 - United States

Today, in an effort to curb my drinking, I’ve tried eating an apple whenever I got the urge, which worked wonderfully for a couple of days, until the sudden influx of fiber in my diet caused me to violently shit myself miles from home. I was wearing shorts. FML
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In regards to your username, it seems an apple a day will keep everyone away. Except maybe Shit Girl from Toledo.

Next time, keep a core handy. Just in case.

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In regards to your username, it seems an apple a day will keep everyone away. Except maybe Shit Girl from Toledo.

Wadlaen 23

Well, I hope that didn't lead you back to drinking...

Next time, keep a core handy. Just in case.

MeLandes 7

I'm sorry that happened to you. good luck!