By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28

Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
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Skate on one foot. You’ll definitely win that way!

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Skate on one foot. You’ll definitely win that way!

Some guys have all the lutz!

Why did you need a tetanus shot? I'm assuming the table was indoors. Tetanus isnt caused by metal... It is caused by a bacteria found in dirt

Tetanus shot? Was it an old rusty table?