Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
Confession time
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
iliketurdles 7
I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.
Zebidee 9
Make it a fivesome?
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Comments (126)
joshi42 16
The fact, that OP got angry rules out the possibility of proposition of 3 other MALES, I guess?
weedpecker 6
what if he would have a foursome with 2 other people?
MozillaHostile 21
I'm pretty sure "foursome with three other people" wasn't necessary.
saricaste 21
So many stupid people... Unless you're in an open relationship, you do not just go around ******* other people. How is that so difficult for some people to understand?