Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
Confession time
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
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iliketurdles 7
I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.
Zebidee 9
Make it a fivesome?
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Comments (126)
guppy40000 0
Chances are his eyes are bigger then his stamina.
Christine090 0
#79 - win
LunaNstars 0
gross. um he is a horn machine and you gotta think twice about this relationship. you deserve better.
Enderspeaker 2
Yes, 3 + 1 makes 4.
TrollsHaveSouls 0
lol u like private parts
chrstygrl06 10
Dump him! There is no mature relationship there. I can see you a month from now on Jerry Springer fighting a bunch of hoes over a useless piece of shit guy. If a guy will even think of asking you if he can sleep with someone, let alone 3, then he's probably already cheated..
stevenmx86 8
Is that how a person has a foursome? Why three other people? I figured it was a type of donut or that a foursome would contain at least 10 people... Unnecessary details lol
marinaim 17
No it's not... He could have meant with his gf. but he meant 3 ENTIRELY DIFFERENT people, as a pose to him, his gf and 2 other people. so it was necassary.
Quyzl 0
Tell him it's fine, but only if there's no women involved.
esperanza707 0
looks like ther are a lot of childish people on this shit! im very strait up so to be honest people who do agree with their boyfriends to have sex are low obviously they dnt please em very well to just be wit one! if i were u id get another man!
deidre823 7
Why not?? Lighten the hell up. I'd go for it & I'm married!! If he dumps you, don't be surprised.
Calyx_fml 22
He's not monogamous. There's nothing wrong with that. Move on
5t3ff1k4h 47
There is something wrong with that if she's not okay with it. In that case either he needs to reign it in, or she needs to leave.