Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
iliketurdles 7
I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.
Zebidee 9
Make it a fivesome?
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Comments (126)
d3zno0tz 0
ydi for explaining it. dump em
looneyben5432 0
well u can't have a foursome with just each other
domosumo 0
You could just find another man. Or two.. or maybe three.
Lovinmylife90 0
He is cheating on u sooner or later
Luv4Amuc 0
tell him sure he can have his foursome, then say, you wanna be in it, and you get to pick the other people too =P if he says yes, you should pick all guys hahahaha!!!
i_luv_u3030 3
u need to break up wit ur bf cuz hes obviously cheatin on u
haljank 0
hahahahahahaha
CynSheB 0
You Kno wat I do is Talk about doing Such Things Myself (Noncholantly), as Coladeral with my Babe. They get Pissed and Shut the **** Up about it.
shadowraven15 0
ur boyfriend's a dumb ass......
rainport 0
why would u b angry??