Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
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Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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Top comments
xluciferx666 21
Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I sense a funny back story...
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Comments (33)
gearhead369 20
Anyone seen my gold grill????
xluciferx666 21
Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Almost looks like you said "teet" on purpose, referencing the breast milk FML above. xD
xluciferx666 21
Shhhhhh don't give away my secret lol
thomasrasmussen7 20
I feel there's more to this story here.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I sense a funny back story...
MattStro 23
Why did this situation even arise?
starile 19
... why'd they even have to ask??
igg125 30
Make a nice necklace for her
amileah13 26
And is that the most interesting thing you've had to do there? Sounds like a bizarre and comical situation!
Nagas 4
I think you should use them for your own good.
Toller017 14
wtf someone must have just got gummed
RickySleeves 20
I bet her smile is golden