Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
thingthing3 0
you evver heard of a ruler?
nikkithepotatoe 3
If you tell them you have small children or animals locked in they come ASAP because now its an emergency
egorus 0
Bitch
katiedoll6 7
Ha my aunt did that to my 2 year old cuz and her and like 5 others were telling her " oh good girl push down that button and you can have some sweeties " and she pushed down the button at age 2 and unlocked the car !!!!!
mrme442 1
******* BABAY KILLER PAY MORE ATTENTION YOU DUMB ASS!!!!
Yeliab333 20
Why would u just leave ur children in the car alone!
luked557 11
God your toddler already has keys, I didn't even have house keys till I was 16!
ftw_mann 6
maybe you shouldn't have a car. or kids...
Suzi_d16 27
FML needs to have a “you’re an idiot” button.