Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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Krystal3408 32
Well at least you know he cared.
DanBerryKrinkle 4
oh joshua...
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Comments (141)
notsofriendly 17
Haha aw! Don't worry, sex can be intimidating on both sides in the beginning. It gets better and better with practice! :)
tuffykat 8
should have lost him and kept your virginity! don't let anyone pressure you, you are with the wait, next time make sure you are both ready and sober.
WaywardDaughter 26
Where does it say that they weren't sober?
limabeans101029 21
Why should she have kept her virginity? You have no idea how old she is, how long they've been together, what their relationship is like, etc. If OP wanted to lose her virginity, that was her decision, and there's nothing wrong with that. Also there is nothing here to suggest that they weren't sober.
Jackel0228 12
What exactly was the cause of the blood? Your "time"? Or him being over zealous?
tukies 28
Or it could have oh I don't know been because it was her first time to sex.
superdom 12
Aww cute he tried
JayThrntn 9
Sound like a good dewd .. I'd have done the same if u were boring..
GogglesOnDuck 4
your hymen was harder than his dick
tukies 28
Is he one of those people that gets a paper cut, and then passes out from the drop of blood?
commandercolbert 6
alright then..
redangel2011 12
Virgin or not if the person is big it tends to bleed a lot. Kinda resembles a murder scene. Being a virgin would make it worse. Good guys apologies a lot. Some black out at the sight of blood or freak out. Good luck next time.
JoshuasGirl 10
1. he's huge -.- 2. I'm tight 3. I was a full virgin(nothing was ever down there) 4. it was rough... so yea it was expected of my to bleed... and when he woke up he did apologize.
JCRouzer29 27
Because of their name I feel wierd since my name is Joshua
murdersquirrel 15
SO WEIRD since that's not like an extremely common Biblical name or anything.