By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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little_one1 14

She bled. It was her first time having sex. Girls bleed when we lose our virginity.

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its_timmerrr 7

Actually I didn't bleed when I lost mine. You only bleed if he pokes like the cervix or something

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emmaps 3

Seriously why do you know this Lil' *****.

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CinnamonBunny 16

81 and 86, what you are doing is called "****-shaming" and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Her choices are nothing to do with either of you.

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limabeans101029 20

Not all women bleed when they lose their virginity- I didn't.

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Exhaling 12

Am I the only one to notice 62's age? A 14 year old talking about losing her virginity. And I haven't even held a guys hand other than my dad's when I was 14.

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jazzy_123 20

62, homegirl you're only 14 and you've had sex already?! Geezus! I know it's not so uncommon now a days but damn... when I was your age I thought I knew it all and I didn't! These things make me so sad..

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8born8 18

The anticipation and excitement was clearly too much for him. Perhaps slow things down a bit and that way the blood rushing from his head to his penis won't cause his body to overload and shutdown. It gets better op, the first time is always awkward, but you'll both find a niche and develop a rhythm comfortable for the both of you. Good luck and happy love making!

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Darkblade21 20

Are you retarded? He passed out from the sight of blood, not because his penis took the blood from his head.

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8born8 18

46 I'm not retarded, 58 and a whole bunch of other people got what I meant. Thanks to all those who actually have an IQ, can empathise with a girl becoming a woman. The blood rush and sudden light headedness was a joke. If you're going to be so serious, perhaps fml isn't for you.. On here we can be the true twisted minions that we are, but each to their own, so I suggest you go and find yours.

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nrevogcmamme 17

Might've been just first time. It's okay OP, there's always next time!

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noreia 14

at least now josh knows that doctor/paramedic isn't a job option for him. sorry you had to go through this but there's no need to blame yourself on it... it's normal

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dramaelf 37

Still probably did better than most guys their first time.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Awwh, well there's always next time... Maybe.

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JoJo91_fml 8

oh bloody hell (English Accent) ... at least he tried, points for effort

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Mauskau 35

No one says "bloody hell" very often. You don't need to fake an accent ;)

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Merylwen 24

Well I say it and I hear it everyday. And it just wouldn't sound right without a British accent. It sounds hilarious with a Northern Irish accent though.

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jasminetslater 13

Sounds like something my friend would do. Sorry that happened :(

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cryssycakesx3 22

thanks for clearing that up...

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