By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
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TheGuyOverThere 0

Time you enjoy wasting cannot truly be called wasted ;-)

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Malika_fml 0

how is that an FML?? I'll make a penis out of silly putty any time!!!!

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

I have the solution to your proplem. F-R-I-E-N-D-S. get them

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dacho 7

So? You'd like better if you've had TONS of work and/or homework to do? Jesus Christ, I'd be HAPPY if I had NOTHING better to do than waste time.

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LegndNikko 0

How did THIS get past the moderation??

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allmidnighteyes 10

It's all about suckin' dick, and drinkin' Crunk.

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WTFsGoingOn 0

Did you really say drinking crunk? Crunk is not a substance.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Crunk Juice Because if Lil' Jon endorses it, you know that shit's legit

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ScaryyMary 14

What is this "crunk" you speak of? It must be a black person thing.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Get off your fat ass and go do something. Dear moderators, Can you please be more selective in your choice of FML's next time? This one sucks eggs. *rolling my eyes*

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perdix 29

I was going to ask if she employed it as a *****. Generally, Silly Putty is too soft to mimic a normal penis, but maybe it's a good substitute for some of the loser limp-dick guys she hangs out with.

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ScaryyMary 14

Well, I imagine if she froze it, not only would it solidify, she can imagine it's her ice-cold vampire lover from Twilight!

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bean_dawg 0

I'll be your friend.

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ameliecious 0

A noble endeavour, friend.

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ridiXXXulous 0

I HAVE NO SHAME I do not blame I'm a champion of Penis Olympics. Twisting, Shaping, Crafting, Painting, ERECTION COMEDY! MOCK THE **** I stand out on the street block demonstrating the silly putty of the MALE ENDOWMENT I MUST CONFESS my penis leans to the left a result of circumcision or as I call it THE LEANING TOWER OF PENIS!

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