first!

*clap* *clap* *clap* Bravo. Does your life have meaning now?

I think that's the closest she'll ever come to a penis. _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

did you use it?

not anymore now that its gone. fucking bitches i'm never first.

EWIE! Penis!

Way to be proactive with your time.

4th!

Time you enjoy wasting cannot truly be called wasted ;-)

i bet this is one of those FMLs that'll just end up getting deleted in a few minutes.. that happens with all the funny ones anyways, that seems like an awesome way to spend a day. (:

This is the trash they put up on the front page now? FML has hit rock bottom, and started digging.

how is that an FML?? I'll make a penis out of silly putty any time!!!!

Honestly, why all these FMLs that are just "Today I had nothing better to do than (insert trivial, immature time-wasting activity here)"? They're neither funny nor "FML". I certainly wish I had that much time to be silly. If they really wanted to do something else, they obviously could have, but chose not to.

a non made up fml... wow

Did you shove it up your butthole afterwards?