By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML
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Fucking awesome mom you've got there.

SamanthaNGoree 10

And now I know what I want to be when I grow up!


Fucking awesome mom you've got there.

Jake_Hale 7

Right?! He could definitely make it a career by selling his sperm

Hahahahahahahaha I like how it sounds but I don't know what the hell that means!!! :D

DFresh503 8

Gotta go with what you're good at, son.

This FML wasn't as funny once I realised OP is male :(

61- How would it have made any sense for OP to be female and penis-less?!

MartiOan 8

Most search engines have an option to turn safe search off and search for pictures, you know? I'm shure you will soon get an idea what it's about.

Hey I'm sure there's a fetish for that

OP's mom is wanks 24/7

SamanthaNGoree 10

And now I know what I want to be when I grow up!

DFresh503 8

Wat? A penis puppeteer?

No, DFresh503; he wants to be an astronaut.

I have the puppet, you be the puppeteer.

Rosebudx 32

Whatever you do, don't book your performances with children. The law frowns on such things for whatever reason.

Maybe you could be a penis ventriloquist and be the Jeff Dunham of penis puppeteering.

If you polish the bishop that much, you deserved it. BTW, your mom rules.

ViviMage 38

If you ever find a gig, I have an ex that should join in! Is that porn industry, or stupid commercials?

That sort of job takes balls, I hear it's very hard. Some penis puppeteers think performing in front of an audience is orgasmic though

Not everyone has the dexterity to master such a small tool.

How does she know..?

It's hard not to notice her son is half blind with one muscular arm with fur over the palm.