By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML
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SamanthaNGoree 10

And now I know what I want to be when I grow up!

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Jake_Hale 7

Right?! He could definitely make it a career by selling his sperm

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Pussycat86 18

Hahahahahahahaha I like how it sounds but I don't know what the hell that means!!! :D

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DFresh503 8

Gotta go with what you're good at, son.

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hardonforjesus 10

This FML wasn't as funny once I realised OP is male :(

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Mossears133 15

61- How would it have made any sense for OP to be female and penis-less?!

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MartiOan 8

Most search engines have an option to turn safe search off and search for pictures, you know? I'm shure you will soon get an idea what it's about.

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magicman37 8

Hey I'm sure there's a fetish for that

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Sandsh8rk 36

OP's mom is hyperbolising...no-one wanks 24/7

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SamanthaNGoree 10

And now I know what I want to be when I grow up!

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DFresh503 8

Wat? A penis puppeteer?

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corocoro 30

No, DFresh503; he wants to be an astronaut.

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Loboman 6

I have the puppet, you be the puppeteer.

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Rosebudx 32

Whatever you do, don't book your performances with children. The law frowns on such things for whatever reason.

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Olympiakos10 15

Maybe you could be a penis ventriloquist and be the Jeff Dunham of penis puppeteering.

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Cheezes 7

If you polish the bishop that much, you deserved it. BTW, your mom rules.

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ViviMage 39

If you ever find a gig, I have an ex that should join in! Is that **** industry, or stupid commercials?

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MGITSWFTC 17

That sort of job takes balls, I hear it's very hard. Some penis puppeteers think performing in front of an audience is orgasmic though

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abekj52 9

Not everyone has the dexterity to master such a small tool.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

It's hard not to notice her son is half blind with one muscular arm with fur over the palm.

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