Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
Demonfish 14
Did you learn nothing from science classes? You need at least three repeats of an experiment to create a reliable average, along with controlled variables and a control group etc :)
CALLAHAN4 0
still worth it I think
obsydian_fml 3
"Came" to the realization in a most literal sense.
morgiepuff 14
This FML confuses me. How do you know it's every time if you've only orgasmed once? Did you mean your first ****** during sex?
wildsweetchild 19
Simple. She orgasmed the first time-got hiccups. Then she had multiple orgasms after that first time (during the same intercourse) and ended up having hiccups. Here came the conclusion.
CharresBarkrey 16
53 - Hiccups don't usually go away that fast. I think it's safe to say it was the same "batch" of hiccups if your assumption is correct.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well that's a bit of a hiccup for for your sex life.
gracehi 33
A spoonful of sugar always works for me!
btstig 11
Well here's to you getting the hiccups atleast once a day!
CrazyManNo9 29
I vote this one as best reply ever!
caleigh7 6
How do you know you get hiccups after every ****** if its only happened once?
matt98_fml 13
At least you don't get the hiccups during sex.
Pleonasm 36
Until he then finds out that his co-worker hiccups 5 times a day...