Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
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Mightyrif 23

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

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may14th 26

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

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Mightyrif 23

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

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may14th 26

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

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diagnosed 15

That really sucks nothing to get pissed about lol I'm sure you could have played it off by saying you were just doing a stall check

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Isandri 29

he could've played it off by just telling the truth, lock jammed, that happens

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blackman303 11

The you pretend to talk on the phone saying, it took a lot of energy flushing that body. Give him a real shock

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Amanyyyyyy 29

As long as you remembered to pull your pants back up, OP.

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lyricalservant 21

At least, you tried OP. At least, you tried

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