Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
RedPillSucks 33
Or he thinks she's cheating
Nyahko 16
Hay could be worse their's a form of epilepsy that causes you to have a seizure when you have an ******
gregkingsley 4
Tell him to scare you right after. Yelling bananas , bananas, bananas
SoultheWolf 19
How can you know this will happen ever time if you've only had one ******? I've gotten hiccups after I've ****** before, does not mean I get it every time. Just because it happened once don't assume it will happen ever single time.
ICastillo 25
Or he is going to think he is a badass and that he is always giving Op orgasms.
TheBean123 1
Kinky
charlieo88 3
Maybe you should try drink a glass of water right at the last second.
hollenbackam 12
When you get the hiccups again, eat a spoonful of peanut butter to stop them. Works every time.
Enslaved 38
Is the OP a female? Must be. Was the OP with someone? Or self discovering? Was this the first ****** ever? Or the first of many ****** of today? ***Too many unknown questions. :P
kucukachuu 4
Some people think hiccups are cute... That is if it doesnt sound like youre being strangled and its not for a long time >.>
ratorr2 23
I agree. I think that would be really cute!