Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
Natalie1290 4
Look on the bright side, it could be worse. When i ****** i start crying and laughing :P
Blakeykins 0
Am I the only one that would find that slightly adorable?
sorrowsangel89 1
I agree with comment 2. I would put up with hiccups just to have an ******.
puddingface94 3
It's only your first ******. How do you know that will happen every time... It's not like you have anything to compare it to???
el_cursi 0
You "came" to the realization jejeje. I need to grow up.
Cygnus_fml 10
That is the cutest thing I've ever heard.
grapae 1
That's cute! Haha
thebigslim 13
That has happened to be about 4-5 times actually ...... apparently when they are 'big' ones, the body doesn't know how to react?
Jaguwar 1
LOL AW! That's ok (if a little painful, I'm guessing), it could be worse. I just know it could! :)
Katie420Bug 0
You swallow to much air while you are breathing intensly.