Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I realised that I can't orgasm if I don't relax enough to let myself fart. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
Skarkie321 18
Orgasms cure hiccups so have him give you another one
nesscafe_fml 17
Hahahaha you -came- to the realization....?
buckdharma 38
take ten little sips and swallow.
marramrammar 2
You are screwed cause anyone that know you intimately will know your faking the O if not followed by hiccups for 30 min. Let me see you skillfully fake 30 mins of hiccuping falsely!
AliensAteMyUncle 3
Doesn't matter, had sex. But just drink water with your head bowed, through a straw. Clears my hiccups everytime.
marg1985 4
i guess theres no faking it for you. FYL
tigerfight23 3
That just sounds overly entertaining
taystahl 7
Lol hold your breath and count to thirty
hoops17 2
Your so cute!!!
Anonymousx3x 4
..How could you know that you hiccup EVERY TIME you ****** if you've only had one?
hennessy89 34
My thoughts exactly 120!
noisebox 1
It's just after ****** 'shock waves'.