Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)
nightowl713 25
Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.
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Comments (180)
DrFuzzyPickles 9
First ******... Are you old enough to be posting, let along reading posts on FML?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because everyone who has their first ****** is a (pre)teen and not a young adult. Give me a break, dude. Not everyone who experience their først ****** is some young teen with raging hormones.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*first
lysx84 24
Genuinely can't imagine someone getting to adulthood without even a self inflicted ******...
Jaguwar 1
I was thinking the same thing, however a self-inflicted (ha! Poor choice of words, actually) ****** just isn't the same thing. If he found her G-Spot, for instance, the type of ****** is likely very different, triggering a stronger response.
lux0rd 18
It happens once and you suddenly know that it's gonna happen everytime? On a kinda related note, when I have orgasms I sometimes sneeze afterwards.
motocommradios 6
New York- must have been a wet one
daytoday21 10
How can you know that it's "everytime," when this is your first time?
philphillyphill 0
Soooo, out of the total of one time you have had one, every time you get the hiccups. Interesting.
takpaan 6
Hahaha no that's a "lie detector" built right in if u ask me XD every woman should have it buahahaha
angel55033 12
How'd you learn so quickly since you just had your first? Can't conclude a ridiculous statement after a few times haha
tobin22 9
Nice timing and choice of the word come. Lol
Kade20 4
How do you know if it was your first time? Lol
natluna79 5
Stand on your head and drink some water while having sex next time! Lo