By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
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My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

Gnomeo, O Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

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My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

You're old man henderson aren't you?

Gnomeo, O Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

Deny thy flamingo and refuse thy lawn?

This could be the best comment ever.

This is seriously one of the best comments I've ever read on this site. Fav'd this FML just for this comment.

He doesn't deserve you op ;) keep your head up

Pray that he has a little people fetish. If he does, you know that you're the right kind of garden gnome for his perversion?

Considering the fact that his statement started out with "Ew", I highly doubt it.

People with fetishes often try to hide their weird desire by pretending to be disgusted by it.

I'd take a garden gnome over one of those pink flamingos any day

unless it's Keemstar.

Find someone who appreciate garden gnomes

Time to buy a little red hat and fake beard.

What if she already has the beard?

Thats great. it means she's halfway there.

Good luck

Sorry, but you're going to have to move on to someone else. Someone who will be entertained by your stories of travel in your merry British accent.

I'm not even sure how a female can look like a garden gnome :p do you have a big white beard and wear huge pointed hats a lot OP?

Isn't that Gandalf?

Google garden gnomes

there are female garden gnomes