By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
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Welshite 39

My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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Welshite 39

My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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PePziNL 20

This is seriously one of the best comments I've ever read on this site. Fav'd this FML just for this comment.

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Cipher_585 18

He doesn't deserve you op ;) keep your head up

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RichardPencil 30

Pray that he has a little people fetish. If he does, you know that you're the right kind of garden gnome for his perversion?

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MissRaindrop 20

Considering the fact that his statement started out with "Ew", I highly doubt it.

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RichardPencil 30

People with fetishes often try to hide their weird desire by pretending to be disgusted by it.

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RichardPencil 30

Sorry, but you're going to have to move on to someone else. Someone who will be entertained by your stories of travel in your merry British accent.

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WCARlover 34

I'm not even sure how a female can look like a garden gnome :p do you have a big white beard and wear huge pointed hats a lot OP?

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