By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
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Welshite 39
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My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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elainebarish 8
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Gnomeo, O Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

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Welshite 39
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My collection of sexy garden gnomes takes offense, and they're going to recruit garden gnomes everywhere for revenge. That boy might not make it out alive.

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fruitdragon 2
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You're old man henderson aren't you?

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elainebarish 8
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Gnomeo, O Gnomeo, wherefore art thou?

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Paws_Cat 29
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Deny thy flamingo and refuse thy lawn?

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blupenguin29 14
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This could be the best comment ever.

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PePziNL 20

This is seriously one of the best comments I've ever read on this site. Fav'd this FML just for this comment.

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Cipher_585 18
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He doesn't deserve you op ;) keep your head up

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RichardPencil 30
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Pray that he has a little people fetish. If he does, you know that you're the right kind of garden gnome for his perversion?

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MissRaindrop 20
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Considering the fact that his statement started out with "Ew", I highly doubt it.

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RichardPencil 30
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People with fetishes often try to hide their weird desire by pretending to be disgusted by it.

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captain_hero89 22
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I'd take a garden gnome over one of those pink flamingos any day

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PackardBell_fml 19
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unless it's Keemstar.

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stryder9090 28
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Find someone who appreciate garden gnomes

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Lalala579121 27
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Time to buy a little red hat and fake beard.

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TheLawtman 3
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What if she already has the beard?

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hellnosucka 27
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Thats great. it means she's halfway there.

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CoolGuySoFly 11
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Good luck

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RichardPencil 30
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Sorry, but you're going to have to move on to someone else. Someone who will be entertained by your stories of travel in your merry British accent.

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WCARlover 34
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I'm not even sure how a female can look like a garden gnome :p do you have a big white beard and wear huge pointed hats a lot OP?

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frostedfoster 15
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Isn't that Gandalf?

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WCARlover 34
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Google garden gnomes

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jocamo 24
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there are female garden gnomes

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