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It could have been worse; you could have pulled a neck muscle doing something else
It's okay, we all do pretty weird stuff in the shower.
In the shower i pretend to do neutrogena commercials
I guess nobody sings anymore, huh?
I tend to pee in the shower. Never pulled a muscle doing that.
61 I'm sure you did after you peed though
Try head banging with your eyes closed u can't do it!! ( u actually can but it looks like ur giving someone a bj FYI )
I like to pretend I'm Jenna Marbles in the shower. I even fake jump cuts
Best comment I've seen in a while. Kudos to you
That's not a muscle, it's erectile tissue.
Are nuns supposed to be this sexual
...and banging a different head.
Nice Images in my head…
When I'm in the shower I get wet.
Fun fact: a racon is the only mammal to have a bone in its penis.
The duck is a racon?
l..l, (-_-)
useless comment is useless
#4 I...I.. What?!! Don't leave us hanging! Finish your sentence!!!
Go figure it out
Nice killjoy 29....
Because if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself ;)
Not always. I can't cut my own hair. I have someone else do it because I want it done right.
Oh, you haven't heard? He's on vacation...
It could be worse, you could have been head banging and smacked your head against the wall then fell unconscious. Now that would be embarrassing.
Gosh, I've done that before too. Except it was someone else's head.
I imagine the shouts of pain you made actually sounded like something out of a heavy metal band. You're one step closer to fulfilling your dream!
This is one of those times it's good to lie...
Go get some friends.
My imaginary friends are ass holes... They always pick on me :'(
My imaginary friends never answer my texts.
My imaginary friends aren't imaginary. 0.o
It's ok OP I pretend I'm a Kung fu master, punching the water and trying to catch individual drops.
Ok that's going a little far...
Ya I know but I try it anyway..,
Have fun with that.
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Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.