By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 589
You deserved it 24 369

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.

perdix 29

#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.


It could have been worse; you could have pulled a neck muscle doing something else

It's okay, we all do pretty weird stuff in the shower.

In the shower i pretend to do neutrogena commercials

I tend to pee in the shower. Never pulled a muscle doing that.

MrBrightside21 20

I like to pretend I'm Fabio and let the water flow down my sexy, fergalicious and nutritious body, with my hair flowing like the mane of a wild stallion running freely through the plains of Kansas, in super slow motion. Anyone else??? No? Okay..

61 I'm sure you did after you peed though

Try head banging with your eyes closed u can't do it!! ( u actually can but it looks like ur giving someone a bj FYI )

I like to pretend I'm Jenna Marbles in the shower. I even fake jump cuts

perdix 29

Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.

Best comment I've seen in a while. Kudos to you


That's not a muscle, it's erectile tissue.

perdix 29

#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.


Which muscle are you pulling? I don't get it (sarcasm intended)

perdix 29

#39, I make the good girls go bad ;)

unknown_user5566 26

Perdix, comment 36 gave me a VERY strange visual. Strange, but impressive nonetheless. ;)

cwalk50 2

And yet it still doesn't get bigger does it? Ergo not a muscle

When I'm in the shower I get wet.

Fun fact: a racon is the only mammal to have a bone in its penis.

#4 I...I.. What?!! Don't leave us hanging! Finish your sentence!!!

RedPillSucks 31

Scuse me while I go pull a muscle Over and over again

Because if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself ;)

Not always. I can't cut my own hair. I have someone else do it because I want it done right.

MrBrightside21 20

Noor, I thought you were married to Ezio?!?

Oh, you haven't heard? He's on vacation...

It could be worse, you could have been head banging and smacked your head against the wall then fell unconscious. Now that would be embarrassing.

Kefka91 15

5 - I've basically done that before. Only it was the corner of a bunk bed rather than a wall.

Gosh, I've done that before too. Except it was someone else's head.

iiDangerCloseBK 6

We can all dream, can't we?

I imagine the shouts of pain you made actually sounded like something out of a heavy metal band. You're one step closer to fulfilling your dream!

This is one of those times it's good to lie...

My imaginary friends are ass holes... They always pick on me :'(

My imaginary friends never answer my texts.

My imaginary friends aren't imaginary. 0.o

It's ok OP I pretend I'm a Kung fu master, punching the water and trying to catch individual drops.

SystemofaBlink41 27

14- you can never go too far in the shower... *pulls out inflatable mermaid*

tony1891 22

American had talent. oops. maybe not