By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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perdix 29

Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.

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perdix 29

#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.

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miker345 0
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It could have been worse; you could have pulled a neck muscle doing something else

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baconftw 9
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It's okay, we all do pretty weird stuff in the shower.

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ilovesuju 10
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In the shower i pretend to do neutrogena commercials

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pokefan813 16
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I guess nobody sings anymore, huh?

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rdrr 2
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I tend to pee in the shower. Never pulled a muscle doing that.

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MrBrightside21 20

I like to pretend I'm Fabio and let the water flow down my sexy, fergalicious and nutritious body, with my hair flowing like the mane of a wild stallion running freely through the plains of Kansas, in super slow motion. Anyone else??? No? Okay..

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zack11742 7
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61 I'm sure you did after you peed though

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reddawn1985 12
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Try head banging with your eyes closed u can't do it!! ( u actually can but it looks like ur giving someone a bj FYI )

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PinkieKeen 20
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I like to pretend I'm Jenna Marbles in the shower. I even fake jump cuts

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perdix 29

Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.

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MisterMichael 9
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Best comment I've seen in a while. Kudos to you

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THEGRUNGEROCK 4

Hahaha now that's funny

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bigbadtim 7
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That's not a muscle, it's erectile tissue.

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perdix 29

#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.

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The_CL0GGER 0

Which muscle are you pulling? I don't get it (sarcasm intended)

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miker345 0
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Are nuns supposed to be this sexual

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perdix 29

#39, I make the good girls go bad ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

Perdix, comment 36 gave me a VERY strange visual. Strange, but impressive nonetheless. ;)

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Calyx_fml 21
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...and banging a different head.

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Missy612 14
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Nice Images in my head…

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nolifer1220 0

?k

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cwalk50 2

And yet it still doesn't get bigger does it? Ergo not a muscle

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bunniex1 11
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When I'm in the shower I get wet.

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reddawn1985 12
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Fun fact: a racon is the only mammal to have a bone in its penis.

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TheGamingGamer 28
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The duck is a racon?

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fuzz97 23
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useless comment is useless

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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#4 I...I.. What?!! Don't leave us hanging! Finish your sentence!!!

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pexy_fml 16
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Go figure it out

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truth_spitta 0
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Nice killjoy 29....

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RedPillSucks 31

Scuse me while I go pull a muscle Over and over again

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Harpy20 24
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Because if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself ;)

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Not always. I can't cut my own hair. I have someone else do it because I want it done right.

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MrBrightside21 20

Noor, I thought you were married to Ezio?!?

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rainbowglass 5
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Oh, you haven't heard? He's on vacation...

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MangaManiacNat 13
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It could be worse, you could have been head banging and smacked your head against the wall then fell unconscious. Now that would be embarrassing.

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Kefka91 15

5 - I've basically done that before. Only it was the corner of a bunk bed rather than a wall.

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Il_Maestro 6
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Gosh, I've done that before too. Except it was someone else's head.

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

We can all dream, can't we?

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n3rdzgotskillz 29
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I imagine the shouts of pain you made actually sounded like something out of a heavy metal band. You're one step closer to fulfilling your dream!

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lonkite101 14
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This is one of those times it's good to lie...

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beef25967 2
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Go get some friends.

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zachherbert 10
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My imaginary friends are ass holes... They always pick on me :'(

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bunniex1 11
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My imaginary friends never answer my texts.

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drdraaman 0
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My imaginary friends aren't imaginary. 0.o

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ICastillo 24
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It's ok OP I pretend I'm a Kung fu master, punching the water and trying to catch individual drops.

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lonkite101 14
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Ok that's going a little far...

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ICastillo 24
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Ya I know but I try it anyway..,

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lonkite101 14
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Have fun with that.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

14- you can never go too far in the shower... *pulls out inflatable mermaid*

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tony1891 22

American had talent. oops. maybe not

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