By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 387
You deserved it 4 006

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every1luvsboners 11

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle shits might just do the trick.


that's a fail.... and don't do that it's really anyoning

I see you 2nd ;p My screen might be wrong, hahah


Shouldnt talk shit to your boss like that...

Nalia, idc if it's your comment, +1 cause you made me giggle. And this time, not from your picture. kudos :)

... that is, until I read boner's comment. -1

pie29302930 0

I like boobies :D

Hello boss?? Your turds stink!!

evry1luvspuns 0

He pocket dialed his boss like a boss

I was in the third stall. >__>

Why would his boss answer the phone when he's on the toilet in the first place! Is that a normal thing for him to do? Everytime you go to the bathroom you have to be careful not to make too much noise cause your boss could be on a conference call!

That'd be awkward to be on a conference call, and hear someone grunting trying to take a dump in the background

66 I was in the fourth stall...

#49, 34's comment was made about 5 minutes before boners, she gets a +1 from me.

I was in the fifth

Let's go Buffalo!!!

should of just fist bumped and called it a day :)

I would have started singing "sitting on the toilet"

massacreman3000 1

first also, lol

even more of a fail and also stop saying... first! it's stupid

Did you talk to him?

lakaiskate 12

What makes you so sure the boss is male

The fact that OP said "HE answered."

lakaiskate 12

Yeah I'm sorry it's late, I read things that weren't there.

You mean you didn't read things that are there.

TorturedXeno 27

I trust that OP made good conversation?

hahaha that's funny

what crappy situation to be in!

every1luvsboners 11

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle shits might just do the trick.

Why do you only have 175 comments? You had like 4,000. Did your account get banned?

every1luvsboners 11

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. That's what happened.

I took the one less traveled by,. And that has made all the difference. ;)

metaphorically speaking of course

Buttsexpirate 9

Robert frost?

bloodshedblack 5

I fucking love this guy!!! Hahahahahahhhhaaahhhhh

Read this while i was In the toilet. Awkward.....

Thats IS awkward! Wtf were you doing in the toilet? I'm usually on the toilet, or standing in front of it.

16: Don't act like you've never done it before.

Maybe he doesn't have a shower lol jk. The sink just doesn't clean the feet as well as the toilet

Maybe 8 fell in the toilet, while reading FMLs

If it weren't for FML I wouldn't go to the bathroom anyways:)

#105 Why? FML facilitates your intestinal transit? :)

8 - Not awkward. Ironic. If it were awkward, your own boss would be in the next stall in a public restroom, listening to you laugh to these FMLs… but your boss wouldn't know what you were laughing at.

skyeyez9 24

In all honesty, I think most fmls are read while on the toilet.

CurlyGurlF 6

lol so sad

Decapitation 3

"Sorry boss, I pocket dailed you." Catastrophe averted.

Or you could just hang up and say sorry very loudly ;)

its funny how they both said pretty much the same thing but one gets thumbed up and one gets thumbed down, lol.

Haha right?

phone lock was invented for people like you, just sayin'

Why's their boss on speed dial....

Sounds like a crappy situation. Someone had to say it.

Clever word play I like it. :D

iloveeyouuxD 9

Usually says "shitty" situation, but whatever lol