Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML
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Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
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Jon Tessler 14
if you are renting the room, she has no business going into the room. you should box up all the porcelain, and say to her "here you go, I need the room for my books". Also you are no longer allowed in the room without my permission
Rodville 28
Sounds like there is a hidden recording device in one of the dolls.
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Comments (7)
Jon Tessler 14
if you are renting the room, she has no business going into the room. you should box up all the porcelain, and say to her "here you go, I need the room for my books". Also you are no longer allowed in the room without my permission
Rodville 28
Sounds like there is a hidden recording device in one of the dolls.
RichardPencil 30
And what happened to your books? Did she stand the figurines on top of them? That would be funny!
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
I wondered this too 😂
mccuish 25
I’ve seen enough shows to that there’s probably a hidden camera in one of them.
flagbitch 8
Granny's pattern of entering your room is key to her becoming a jailbird. Don't allow her to disrespect your privacy.
Ben Richardson 3
Whats to say the dolls aren't putting themselves back?