Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
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Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my Stanley mug of coffee. Halfway to work, I took a big swig only to realize I had grabbed my son’s thermos of chicken noodle soup, which I then spat out. My car now smells like a deli, and I'm still uncaffeinated. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was cleaning my lazy son’s bedroom when I knocked a full cup out the window, complete with a layer of mould. It landed on the dog, covering him in mouldy, milky coffee. He ran inside, shook it off everywhere, then rolled around to really make sure it was smushed deep into the carpet fibres. FML
Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
Today, I walked out the bathroom and saw my girlfriend peeing in a mug. She said that's the mug she uses when she can't hold it anymore. That's the mug I put my coffee in every morning. FML
Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
I feel your need for coffee, but at least he was trying to clean up.
DocBastard 40
Yes, teach your children that taking initiative and tidying up without being asked will lead to an immediate violent response. Perfect. Idiot.
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Comments (74)
Black0111 6
Well at least he was gonna clean it
MossyMegaMan 20
Don't hate me, but maybe OP pissed his son off somehow and he tried to get revenge? Just a theory.
Britt125 16
I'd be upset regardless of if it was a discontinued coffee that I wouldn't get to have again, touch my coffee and die. It does seem kind of stupid that he would dump out a presumably full hot cup of coffee though without at least checking to see if somebody was drinking it or giving it a few minutes to see if somebody came for it. I'm curious what this coffee is though?
grunt_fml 17
Dumb his girlfriend for him and tell him, sorry, you thought she was dirty.
sanuxo_ 22
The horror! For the fact you may not be able to taste that wondrous coffee drink ever again.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
At least you have a kid willing to clean up.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Maybe it was ice coffee. Also what's the name of the coffee? It might still be sold somewhere else?
juiceboxgangsta 1
Time to sell your son, On the black market!
lucy7368 2
This is why I never set my coffee down.
amgrizzir97 5
How is this an fml