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Same thing different taste
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Show it anywayThis makes me want to stab someone, and that's not good. This is a problem in our relationship.
seriously guys, don't feed the trolls.
asshole
You realize that he was dropping a hint to you that he was SINGLE. God this is ******* stupid. YDI.
#35 you're the dumbass, #25 was making a joke because the OP spelled 'onion' as 'onoin'
he did that because onion is spelled wrong in the post... you're the moron
#35, sarcasm on sarcasm. i like it!
U deserved it for not being able to spell "onion"
onion?
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Show it anywayhey... that was rude...
How can you say that?
What's your excuse?
You got owned lol
Or maybe he's not confident and was trying to get the response "hey, why not" because he dosen't think you'd go for someone like him ;)
Exactly, you expected your CRUSH to suddenly go head-over-heels for you and kiss you the first time he takes you out for lunch? YDI
FYL for him not liking you, but definite YDI because you expected him to kiss you when you're not dating.
He didnt have to justify his order. but...LOL owned
he is just a crush so there isn't anything going between the two not a FML unless you are actually going out
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Or maybe he's not confident and was trying to get the response "hey, why not" because he dosen't think you'd go for someone like him ;)
Onion rings are good.