Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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TheKitsune 0
Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.
lwdjaymac 1
Greedy bastard.
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Comments (177)
CyclonePsycho 1
Calling yourself unloved because you didn't get the laptop you've always wanted is a little melodramatic, don't you think?
emilydearie 0
I wanted a laptop, so I saved my BABYSITTING money for TWO years. I'm 15. Grow the **** up.
cindybuzz 5
Yeahyeah **** your life because you have a family who love you enough to take you out and spend quality time with you. They didn't buy you a laptop? Call childline/social services and see what they make of it. Or try following #96s lead - how is it that a 15yrold can save up for it but a 19yrold can't?
emilydearie 0
By working hard. :D OP doesn't strike me as the kinda person who would work hard for what they want..
maddi27 0
oh no your poor thing. your family spends time with you and remembers your birthday and they actually take time out of their day to go and buy you something at least.. shit, you have it real tough
iFruit 0
LUCKYYYY!
kiit_fml 0
Slipper socks isn't really my idea of a good birthday gift, but at the same time, neither is a laptop. I didn't expect my parents to buy me one, even for graduation. I just saved up and bought one myself.
shankzilla 0
dont be a greedy *****
dummydory 4
Slipper socks are awesome
madd_mikk 0
i dont think she should feel unloved, but cmon guys, dont be such dicks. don't you have anything better to do than flip out on ungrateful people? get on with your life.
willothwisp 0
How about MLIA?