Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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TheKitsune 0
Well slipper socks ARE awesome. Fact is you are nineteen, expecting expensive birthday presents from your parents and being a little brat when you don't get one is very immature. You're an adult, go buy one yourself.
lwdjaymac 1
Greedy bastard.
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Ryuu66 7
I went downstairs one day and saw a laptop sitting on a desk. I got all excited that it was for me. It wasnt my mother bought it for herself. The only thing that bugs me about it is that her and my stepfather **** their last 2 computers up pretty bad. As in it was the slowest computer I have ever encountered........I know they are going to **** this one up pretty bad too. At least they let me use it. But yeah you should start saving money if you want one.
i_like_chicks 0
pussy, buy your own lap top dammit. i did too, and everyone else does too
kaitlynadele 0
Seriously, your name is "Unloved"? YDI for being such a baby.
kylxyisbomb 0
ugh.. language people. there's really no need to curse at everything someone says. besides id rather have slipper socks than a laptop lol you could slide around in them on the tile all day. Holey cow I'd have so much fun with that!!!!
kirstensmook 0
some people dont get anything for their birthdays. grow up stop being so selfish.
kellster 2
Your entitlement complex, lose it. Your parents owed you food, clean water, and shelter. That's IT. Gifts are a kind gesture, and it is indeed the thought that counts, not the dollar sign attached! Why should you get such an expensive present?? Especially for an unimportant birthday like your 19th? Get a job and buy your own damn laptop!!
TArantulAH 0
Bro, im from Welly too :P Im 18, own my own laptop and have a job at a petrol station.. not hard bru! Though yes, it does suck..
puddinpowder 0
take a hint.... they're telling you to grow the hell up and buy your own damn laptop. GET A JOB HIPPIE!!!!
puddinpowder 0
Unloved!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you pathetic sod, bury yourself in sand, i'm sure you have plenty of it, since it seems to be heaping out of your boycooter.
LP1248 0
Why don't you buy one yourself instead of relying on your parents. Especially in the current economy maybe they could only afford your gift. Gifts should be accepted not critiqued.