By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
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_elly_beth_ 0

I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.

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chris_the_G 0

tell her not to either

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fortyboy 0

I don't believe this

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Sam_13161821 0

there are too many psychos in this world.

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kayleebabe03 0

Screw her. your happily married an are going to have a baby. :) oh and trust me,she doesn't really mean it. she was just in shock. It'll be okay.

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gntfmlingnow 12

Ask the b* where you came from if sex is so horrible

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burnquist764 0

Wow... just...wow.

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_elly_beth_ 0

I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.

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silly_kate 0

oh no, no. the mother from Carrie would beat the daughter and when the grandchild was born, kill the child. but yeah, OP's mum sounds just as pyschotic.

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Playdate 0

Wow, FYL! Makes you wonder if you were brought by the stork!! cos clearly married couples never have sex!

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Cdldriver 0

She must be doing drugs.

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KingAfter 0

WTF is wrong with her?? was the child planned? if so, there's no point whatsoever in her complaints! you had sex to make a baby (partly, I guess ;)), so you didn't do anything wrong from a religious view and from any other view you didn't do anything wrong anyways...

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LewJH 0

She's jealous that your marriage is better.

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kirei_fml 0

I'll bet that's the truth (: Your mom's a crazy bitch cos of the fact she's trying to tell you what to do with YOUR OWN life. None of her business, seriously.

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