By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States 6 6 10 155 Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 113 You deserved it 62 846 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada 6 2 12 34 Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 482 You deserved it 3 975 Tweet Share