By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 377
You deserved it 3 461

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/


JillianlikesVogu 0
BoyFromTheFuture 0

win 11. yes it's probally true, his wiener is probally so much bigger that he can bang your ex over long distances.

it's funny because she said you were to long distance for her but than she dated someone in the same town as you.

Ouch D: That sucks. She's not worth it if she has to lie to break up with you, and he's a jerk because he agreed to date her! Get a new bestfriend... FYL

People seem to date their best friend's girl a lot.

knight0748 5

all's fair in love and war.. .that being said, go sucker punch that best friend of yours.

supergirl69_fml 0

if only there was such thing as a long distance threesome...

quent10 0

no no no WAIT! maybe OPs bestfriend lives CLOSER but still in the same town o_o

Time to through potatoes at your friends house.

Blue_Coconuts 7

50, there is.... You heard of three way calling? Three way phone sex.

YDI for trying to keep a relationship YDI for loving someone YDI for flirting with people YDI for talking to people YDI for being social

ceejster 0

your Ex gfs a bitch. go **** on her bf while he's asleep and kill his parents!

sucks to date a bitch *****. at least she didnt give you any stds.

FFML_314 11

She agreed to dating him? That's a strange way to put it. :P He must have propositioned her!

BoyFromTheFuture 0

yeah and he prolly promised to visit and call unlike his best friend. I'm just saying that if she agreed to another long distance relationship after a failed one, then there were some screwups on ops part. PS Best Friend? i think this breaks man law. unless she's a ten.

BitterLoser 0

no there are no exceptions when it comes to man law!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/

BitterLoser 0

she's dating LONG DISTANCE, YOU dumped her at LONG DISTANCE, she's a LONG DISTANCE *****, YOUR FREIND is NOW dating her at LONG DISTANCE, and your pissed off? wow. words of advice, go get your **** on, your crying over a LONG DISTANCE, you poor creature

BitterLoser 0

i also hate to see hate OP when this stuff happens at a CLOSER DISTANCE, he'd probably be that creepy ex-who lingers

At least you know your friend isn't getting it from her any more than you used to. ;-)


haha tru. but wat if she comes to town to... do sumthing haha

Quest_ 13

I want to rave to a remix of your angry blustering.