Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, after losing all my hair to chemo, I finally felt brave enough to go out without a wig or a headscarf. I expected some weird looks. I didn’t expect a woman in a store to point to me and tell her daughter, “See what feminism does to women? She’ll never have a husband, I bet!” FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
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sugarroxx 0
hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman
remy3106 10
hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)
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Comments (134)
Smoke954 0
Holy crap! I remember saying yes to moderate this fml!!! XD whao...
djhazyjewfro 0
YDI for not going along with it.
jokerman7734 0
hahahaha
awesomeness1004 3
so y ou look like a girl? sucks for you.
MandaMoos94 0
Hahaha I'm a swimmer too! (: Lol just saying :p And that sucks I'm sorry
RedInThaHead 0
lol I love old people
jhoops 0
Mr. Belvedere says Hmm.....sounds embarrassing! (Smoke a joint)
onnielief 4
You can'y be a very fast swimmer if you are fat enough to be mistaken for a woman!
skull_candy 0
maybe he is really thin and that's one of the reasons why the old woman mistook him as a her. he is a swimmer after all.
TommySixx81 0
I shave my head but never mistaken for a woman. You a metrosexual?