Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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sheni_009 0
THIS is why I refuse to get mine cut out...
ombrelle 0
When you get all 4 teeth pulled they have to knock you out! You don't even make it to 5 from counting backwards from 10! Get extra strength tylenol is normal some don't believe in percocet's... Your knocked and don't have time to tell them your sexual and drug history!
blond13gurl13 0
i'm assuming he means afterward (s)he was talking, not during since that's not really possible, and they probably don't really mean anesthesia. after i got my wisdom teeth out, i was so drugged up i had many conversations that i didn't intend on nor remember, just hear stories.
wordgirl 0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! #10!!! This is definitely possible. They give a combo of drugs and nitrous, and it MAKES you TALK. It happened to me.
wordgirl 0
Aw, man, #17!!!! You guys are making me laugh out loud today.
Kttttt 0
I actually remember exactly what I said as soon as I woke up. "Im hungry" and "Food" And minutes later proceded to say, "I want my guinea pig" , My mom said we could get a guinea pig after the surgery.
monicamischief 0
lol wow. that's why you shouldn't be a pussy and just get novicane and suck it up. that's what i did. i was fully conscious when they pulled my wisdom teeth out. it's not that bad though, at least you gave them something to talk about. kinda like the time i had to tell the doctor that i broke my shoulder blade because i was too drunk to walk.
ohhhhshizzz 0
I love how everyone assumes the OP means, DURING. They just said that under anesthesia. And their doctor, or parents could have told them what they said. Do you people THINK?
spamera 0
brilliant! as for the people who are like "faaake" well he could be referring to the before or after the procedure. when I got my wisdom teeth out, my mom told me that I kept on ranting on about cheese while they tried to put me to sleep.
mattmag 0
I'm going with YDI just for having a drug history. And I might as well throw in another YDI out of jealousy about the existence of a sexual history.