Health: Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia...

By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Snap, crackle, and pop

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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afdude87 6

Monday 21 February 2011 0:11

youve never had surgery have you? youre not very rational and definitely out of it. tool.

Privations_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:35

"Well, the surgery took a little less than an hour overall" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *rrrrriiiipppppp* You'll have a funny story to tell!

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Lennsik 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:00

Well that's going to be a mouthful to explain to your friends.

flyinpogosticker 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:53

oranges

skyler_kitttyyy 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:29

Aww dude I am sorry feel better I got my wisdom teeth out today;(

chingao 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:01

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burriedinskin 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:10

They where probably loopy from drugs:P

afdude87 6

Monday 21 February 2011 0:11

youve never had surgery have you? youre not very rational and definitely out of it. tool.

afdude87 6

Monday 21 February 2011 0:09

yeah coming out of anesthesia is always fun. sucks you ripped em, but at least you probably didnt feel it. lol

xNikkiez 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:21

Oww.....I got surgery on my canine teeth because they were pushing forward, they bled non-stop and had to go to the hospital because my soup I was eating melted my stitches. FYL

Privations_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:35

"Well, the surgery took a little less than an hour overall" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *rrrrriiiipppppp* You'll have a funny story to tell!

Eerrrh 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:46

It's just a flesh wound!

rattusrattus 18

Monday 21 February 2011 1:02

Stitches...?

Adailin 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:49

Why would you think "a little less than an hour" is so funny ??

ohhoho 2

Monday 21 February 2011 2:09

Nitrous Oxide aka "Laughing gas". Commonly used for surgical dental procedures.

krazy_glu3 0

Monday 21 February 2011 3:19

if you've ever had laughing gas you'll understand. I remember laughing thru-out them pulling out two teeth cause it felt funny when I breathed in. that stuff is fun though.

beocA 3

Monday 21 February 2011 2:10

oh well... just means more pain killers.

Notorias 4

Monday 21 February 2011 5:50

lol **** uea

tyler5713084 0

Monday 21 February 2011 2:45

I recently had all 4 of mine removed and I also found everything funny but instead of ripping the stiches I fell over. So it could've been worse for u