Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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Comments (175)
ctc9 0
I'm pretty sure you aren't talking much while he's pulling your four teeth out. Even less AFTER they're out.
zoopy_fml 0
I hate when people say "not an FML" as negation but I want to encourage the OP by saying this isn't as bad as you think; I'm sure said dentist hears a lot of weird shit from people every time they go under.
Seti_fml 0
I don't think its fake. I know when i got my wisdom teeth taken out I apparently told my mom in detail about my sex life, my social life, and I informed her about me taking drugs. I don't remember any of this of course... but my mom sure made fun of me for a long time about it. That anesthesia can really **** you up.
Rawrrr14 0
Well, that's going to be awkward. You told you, you said all of those things?
burrito_supreme 0
#17 just made my day.
jer_fml 0
gooootta be fake, when i went under, i was totally aware of what i thought and said, nos doesnt make u say stuff
Phoenixman13 0
Totally fake you jackass Anyone who has their wisdom teeth pulled would realize that they don't remember anything after they give you the anesthesia. Hell, my mom said that I threw up in the parking lot after the surgery, and I certainly don't remember that.
Kttttt 0
Wow, I have to get at least 2 of mine pulled in a few years, I hope I dont say anything, especially if my mom is with me..
janie197 0
So I just got my wisdom teeth out a month or two ago. I was out cold. Plus they have to open your mouth so wide to get their hands way back there I doubt they would ever be able to understand you even if you were awake for some dumb reason. Someone said that you had to be in surgery to have general anesthesia. Well that's what you go to a maxillofacial SURGEON for that.
keeeever 0
i got my wisdom teeth out around a month ago, and i pretty much told them my drug history after i woke up without meaning to. it's not fake.