Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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bipolarchipmunk 0
SEA CUCUMBERS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RECOUNT THEIR SEXUAL HISTORY IN EXQUISITE DETAIL DUE TO THEIR TENDENCY TO RELEASE THEIR SEXUAL FLUIDS INTO THE WATER, WHERE, LUCKILY, THEY WILL MEET EACH OTHER AND FERTILIZE.
k10tree 0
FAAAAAKE. They put you under for this surgery. If you were talking, s/he wouldn't exactly be able to operate on your mouth, duh. Also, to those who are contradictory to the 'fakes', the drugs put you out like a light and one goes to sleep directly afterwords to recover.
13BlackCat 2
um how could you talk while they are taking out your teeth? coming from someone who has had her wisdom teeth taken out... talking really isn't possible. and even if you started off talking, they aren't likely to sit there and listen to your whole story cause they have to take out your teeth. unless your story is a short one, i don't see how that is possible. did the doctors tell you that? if they did they might have been exaggerating and teasing you. it's also possible you started to tell them stuff and so they were ab;e to repeat stuff back to make you believe them.
Light_Ty 0
LoL when my brother had anesthesia (or whatever numbing med) when he was at the dentist... he just acted like a retard :P
mcsnelly 5
#56--you don't actually have to be fully out while getting your wisdom teeth out. I had the option of either being completely out or being half awake/half asleep--i would be conscious and aware of what was going on around me but the mind would still be a little out of it. And the OP could also be talking about right before or right after waking up. My brothers said some CRAZY stuff even hours after waking up from getting their wisdom teeth out. I, on the other hand, actually woke up before they were done taking them out. I couldn't feel anything, but I was awake with their fingers in my mouth and it scared the hell out of me!
gilly_fml 0
wow that is such a lie. i had my wisdom teeth pulled 2 weeks ago and i couldnt talk for about 3 hours after let alone during the procedure. plus they keep your mouth open the whole time so even if you did mumble something (highely unlikely) they did not understand a thing you said and therefore would not have been able to tell you what you said
s_p_a_r_k 0
NOT FAKE at all... I did the same thing at 16. They put me under general anesthesia because the teeth never surfaced so they had to surgically remove all 4. As I was gradually coming to, I just remember babbling and being in pain. Later, once I'd woken up a little a nurse came in and started questioning me about ecstasy and the morning after pill... I still don't know what the hell I said. You're not alone, that anesthesia makes you do crazy things!
mixedcalibaby 0
LOL this reminds me of the youtube video of the little boy who got high when he got his tooth pulled. Classic. LOL
xflora 0
You really don't always have much control over what you say when you're under the influence of laughing gas/anesthesia/etc. I've had like five surgeries. For the first few, they gave me laughing gas before giving me the anesthetic because I was afraid of needles. I acutely remember telling a nurse she was pretty and thanked the doctor for what he was doing - I swear I HEARD myself say those things - but when I asked them about it, they informed me that I hadn't said any of that and instead had asked them if they had found my shoes yet or something.
melxox 0
so... did you end up getting any?