Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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Comments (175)
ohhboyy 0
lightweight =P
acertijo 0
goshh. Well said #9! it's local anesthesia, not general. you DON'T sleep for it. only if you go on a surgery.
Justin23L 2
I was put to sleep when I got my wisdom teeth pulled.
Mc09toofine 0
...........................well that says a lot about you know doesn't it?!!!! lol this is a funny story
brumfielddd5 0
oh god. now i'm scared to get mine removed, who knows what i could say? :0 lol.
titan90 0
It's not like you dont have control of what you can and cannot say when you are anesthetized...Unless you cant remember a thing from the surgery in which case you would not know what you said...
woohooliz 0
dude.that suckssss.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
I want some!
shameonmedude 0
How do you possibly know you did that? I call bullshit
vampirate 0
I feel like the 'proceeded' in this one was included deliberately just to piss people off.
mcsnelly 5
#14--actually, you might not really have much control of what you say. You'd be conscious and aware of what's going on around you, but you're still drugged and you can get a little loopy.