Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
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MolesterStallone
| 13
I love how she automatically assumes they are calling her fat...
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ViRepz
| 28
What would you think they were talking about? Whether OP is a plant?
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KeXu
| 6
You're not stupid. That doesn't mean you're a genius.
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ViRepz
| 28
No I asked #1 a serious question, the twig reference to me is sort of self explanatory.
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bostongirl77
| 5
She said she jokingly ask him that. She knew he wasn't but just wanted to pick on him. I've done it before too. It's stereotypical that women will react that way when weight is involved, so even if you don't actually feel that way sometimes you joke around to play up to it.
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MolesterStallone
| 13
As in he said she wasn't a twig, but that could mean that she was still skinny but just not a twig, and the OP just assumed automatically that she was being called fat.
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MaltWarrior
| 32
I think your missing the part where she says "jokingly".
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
No 1. She's a woodbug
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Fluffasuars_Rawr
| 15
ire said she jokingly asked. So I don't think she ment it. and Im pretty sure her boyfriends friend was just joking around as well.
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Fluffasuars_Rawr
| 15
It*
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ViRepz
| 28
From all that you only corrected "It"?
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Ethrockerdude
| 6
She didn't assume. She said she was joking when she said that.
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killaach
| 6
I get a feeling that if he "jokingly" said yes, op would make the FML about being called fat.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
No, it was dumb to assume that since one thing is not true, the polar opposite MUST be true. Even though she was joking, she intentionally put someone in that kind of compromising situation. THAT is rude.
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PterodactylMan
| 23
Or she asked a question
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Sfaizi24
| 17
I agree with 25. What she should have assumed is the friends thought she was a twig, and then on Skype they mearly noticed she's not a twig. Not a twig DOESN'T mean she's fat.
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Superman_Geek15
| 6
She said she was joking now how is that rude I really don't know with some girls it's stereotypical, they'll ask so you think I'm fat? I really don't honk that it's rude that she was joking around! They put themselves in that situation!
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skitzymew
| 19
I agree with 94. She was just messing around. There's just some people in the world that can't take a joke, the boyfriends' friend being one of them. I mess around with my boyfriend with that stuff all the time. I love joking around, sarcasm is practically my second language. But when I say, "so you think I'm fat?" I don't personally think I'm fat. The only rude people in this FML was the boyfriend and his friends. The girl didn't set up a trap, they did.
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wisericky
| 12
No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat...
*takes cover just in case*
*takes cover just in case*
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KinkyCurly
| 13
The friend was smart by getting up and leaving. Because anything else they said from that point on would be used against them. Messing around or not.
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caohm
| 18
indeed it was trap like Russian roulette with answers but the revolver is fully loaded
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Krystal3408
| 32
She won't kill you. At least I think not.
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BunnyRose
| 11
im sorry that happened. fyl.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
You know, people keep telling me there's a button for that. You can't find it either huh?
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ViRepz
| 28
Did you have a penis?
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Misswildsides
| 22
^wtf? That's completely irrelevant.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Full agreement with 17. You're trying too hard, man. Just let the humor happen.
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Obey_StudBoii
| 23
Wayyy off subject.
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alshygirl
| 14
There are some commenters on here that should really keep it to one comment per FML. You're one of them :)
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Examine
| 7
It is actually relevant lol
Look up traps on urbandictionary
Look up traps on urbandictionary
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Lennes
| 12
To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.
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huntgardn
| 3
Funniest thing I've read in a while, bumb up for you
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dew1911
| 7
One of the best comments I've read in a long time, well done!
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anitah_fml
| 5
A walk through a minefield after being spun around until dizzy, with covered eyes and bound feet and a squalling pig in your arms. Approximately.
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xemnas164
| 6
This guy should be running a country.
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SailorSolaris
| 43
Not for all of us girls. I know that I myself prefer my boyfriend to be honest about my weight.
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burnforeternity
| 30
While drunk and on every drug
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sumbum95
| 15
You should've just laughed about it. You're boy friend likes you for you so you shouldn't let comments like that get to you :)
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isallwaysme
| 27
your*
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FTWFMLFuckIt
| 7
boyfriend*
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sumbum95
| 15
I think I should start rechecking my post before submitting it. -_-
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XQuartzX
| 15
Grammar nazis, coming in pairs of two or more now.
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kurodansei
| 16
Discussing your girlfriends weight. A game with no winners.
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hig999
| 19
You got yourself into that one
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outoftown
| 26
No, her boyfriend got her into it.
Well played, OP.
Well played, OP.
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The_Orphan
| 3
False.
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perdix
| 29
This would be a good time for your boyfriend to stuff some Twix bars in his mouth, butt from the sounds of it, you've eaten his entire supply!
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LindsayxMoore
| 18
You both are very rude. I'm at the point that I'm not a twig but I'm not fat either. So why don't both of you shove a foot in your mouth or if you like i can shove one up your ass. Have a nice day.
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perdix
| 29
#41, are you going to stick one foot in each of our asses simultaneously? You'd better have the cameras rolling because I've never seen that in porn, then again, I'm not much into the fetish stuff.
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brians2617m
| 7
What a way to turn a comment back on someone! I could learn a lot from you two.
*takes cover just in case*