Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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lbdancing 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The doctor must have felt awkward.
shelbypoo 0
well just pray that he still gives u a prescription for oxycontin! good thing i dont have to have my wisdom teeth removed :P
aback 5
Look on the bright side--you've given him a lot of material to beat off to! :X
gypsylover8 0
I did the same thing when my oral surgeon asked me if I had ever been on Nos before
touch_me_im_sick 0
Who cares? It's just your dentist. You're only gonna see him about every 6 months or so anyway.
simplyapril 4
First off not everyone is put OUT when they have teeth pulled. I had 26 teeth pulled (not all at once) but I was wide awake. However you are unable to speak because of two main reasons 1. the dentist is removing the teeth meaning they are messing with your mouth so you cant talk, and 2. your mouth is so numb that they are unable to understand you nor move your mouth in the first place... so definately not an FML .... PLUS you shouldnt be doing drugs anyway
mEeLa_fml 0
haha I had my wisdoms extracted under general anaesthetics cos they were growing sideways under my molars... I woke up crying - make that sobbing. Apparently the combination of anaesthetics, teenage hormones and tooth extraction does funny things to people...
mEeLa_fml 0
and @92: How the hell did you get all your teeth pulled? ALL of them? WTF thats insane! I hope you got some false teeth, otherwise do you just gum your food into submission?
iheartscooter 0
Damn. I'm getting mine pulled on Friday hopefully that doesn't happen to me. Haha #93 I could see that happening to me.
cptballard 0
When I got my wisdom teeth out I distinctly remember being so ******* loopy with the laughing gas that when the woman came to check on me and ask how I was doing, I just laughed at her. Also- I pulled my IV out of my arm. Out of a strap on the chair that's supposed to keep you from doing that. I woke up wet thinking I pissed myself. It is ENTIRELY possible to ramble on about anything- and the doctors are more than willing to share what you did with you, because in most cases it's hilarious. Just because you are 'under anesthezia', doesn't mean you can't still freak out. Being knocked out doesn't stop your body from movement, and when coming out of drug-induced sleeps people are often fairly lucid and will speak about random things. What about liquid morphine, guys? Have you ever seen someone on that? They talk about random shit or they freak out thinking people are in their rooms trying to kill them. It's completely random, and you have no control over yourself by that point. The ignorance in the world sometimes frightens me.