Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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thebootyfaerie 0
Fortunately, your dentist probably doesn't care, as most of what people say under the influence of those drugs is a total lie anyway. And I do remember waking up during mine at a point where no-one's hands were in my mouth... and proceeding to ask what was happening to my teeth because it was suddenly VERY IMPORTANT that I got to keep them. So I could make jewelry out of them, I think, but I'm not sure. They're used to that stuff.
liznmr09 0
I told the dentist that "my crotch is on fire"(apparently the itching is a normal reaction), and that I needed to pee, right before I fell asleep. I remember this too... **** MY life...
Kttttt 0
Well, I did go under general 2 years ago for wrist surgery, and didnt say anything, but then again, I was 12 or 13, not to much to say.
badumdum 0
This would have been much funnier if it ended with " My father is my dentist".
24788 7
Good job, now you're ****** probably.
cba_fml 0
Not really sure how you would have time to tell the dentist your story in detail when your mouth is open the entire time. You can't really have a conversation with someone when your mouth is wide open and their extracting your teeth...I'm just saying...
FYL23 0
and she said...
K_T_Dorkcraft 0
Hahahaha, I told my dad that stuff on the drive home. And I think I may have told the Dr about drugs because all 4 of my teeth were impacted, but they just gave me extra strength Tylenol stuff for afterwards, I don't know if that is normal or not.
Blue0ctane 0
I recited the entire Krebs cycle while getting surgery on my nose. I blame it on the Versed.
sadistmonkey 19
Yeah...29, there are different types of anesthetics that can be used for wisdom teeth extraction and different people react differently. I had the laughing gas/novocaine combo and I remember everything even though I was messed up from the laughing gas.