Fortunately, your dentist probably doesn't care, as most of what people say under the influence of those drugs is a total lie anyway. And I do remember waking up during mine at a point where no-one's hands were in my mouth... and proceeding to ask what was happening to my teeth because it was suddenly VERY IMPORTANT that I got to keep them. So I could make jewelry out of them, I think, but I'm not sure. They're used to that stuff.

I told the dentist that "my crotch is on fire"(apparently the itching is a normal reaction), and that I needed to pee, right before I fell asleep. I remember this too... **** MY life...

Well, I did go under general 2 years ago for wrist surgery, and didnt say anything, but then again, I was 12 or 13, not to much to say.

This would have been much funnier if it ended with " My father is my dentist".

Good job, now you're ****** probably.

Not really sure how you would have time to tell the dentist your story in detail when your mouth is open the entire time. You can't really have a conversation with someone when your mouth is wide open and their extracting your teeth...I'm just saying...

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Hahahaha, I told my dad that stuff on the drive home. And I think I may have told the Dr about drugs because all 4 of my teeth were impacted, but they just gave me extra strength Tylenol stuff for afterwards, I don't know if that is normal or not.

I recited the entire Krebs cycle while getting surgery on my nose. I blame it on the Versed.

Yeah...29, there are different types of anesthetics that can be used for wisdom teeth extraction and different people react differently. I had the laughing gas/novocaine combo and I remember everything even though I was messed up from the laughing gas.