Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0
lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.
Rekabeck 7
Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D
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Flexin_the_Guacs 0
That's funny, hopefully you had some interesting stories about sex and drugs like yours truly , but if u were a real druggy you would have handled that shit!, kidding. I'm sure your dentist will really cherish your stories about FRYING BALLS, those are the best drug stories hands down.
acid_fml 0
FYL, it's not easy being a light weight.
AntiChrist7 0
you would think a junk could take some anesthesia. You suck at even that. YDI
ladedum 0
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA this made me think of that david after the dentist video on youtube. god i am so NOT looking forward to getting my wisdom teeth pulled. ive got a history of talking too much under any kind of influence - ill leave it at that.
donkeyslap 0
I like how everyone seems to be ignoring the likely possibility that the OP was referring to before/ after the surgery. O: I had an ex who had wisdom teeth pulled, and I recall him telling me he said some crazy stuff.
Nyxen 0
This reminds me of that episode of Hey Arnold where they use laughing gas on Helga and she gets up and calls Arnold to tell him she loves him. . . then she spends the rest of the episode trying to get her hands on the answering machine tape. Good times. My ex recently got his wisdom teeth extracted but they put him to sleep for it. But I imagine they don't always. And yeah, it could have been before or after the surgery that they started babbling about their personal lives.
SonicGirl09 0
#98 Thank you! My dad is a dentist and when he pulls teeth he waits a few minutes to make sure everything is running smoothly. It's not like he says "ooohh well shes under now, then pulls out the teeth" and for everyone who is saying "how can you remember this" most of the time someone tells you that you said those things..
arms_akimbo 0
All I did was talk about mashed potatoes.
couragewolf9001 0
Weakling.
simplyapril 4
@ 92 yes I did get false teeth to fill the void, I had 11 pulled the first time 10 pulled the second and 5 pulled the last time