By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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CreamGravy 36

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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OP: Extend your neck, utter "Nope," and quickly run away.

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MrsDruidess 23

Beggars can't be choosers OP, suck it up and go for it. Maybe she just likes to be bitten in bed ;-)

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pinkshirtbadman 15

Just tell her you're team Jacob, she'll disappear faster than you can say... well it doesn't matter what you say, I mean most words take about the same amount of time to say.

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jw90 18

@ 53 I'm definitely on that team.

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Gearden 8

Team that guy that almost hit Bella with a car

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Eleanor6141 11

oh my gawd ! like... TEAM... I don't give a ****

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Little4Bear 10

OP, are you sure she's not.. Ya know.. A minor?

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CreamGravy 36

It was at a bar, so she was at least 18. Still way too creepy though.

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

CreamGravy, congrats on 2 FML's in the same week.

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marcranger 28

85, I'm not sure having two FML moments about one's love life worthy of publication in the same week is something to be congratulated.

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oh_lordy_me 18

Correction: SHE'S TOO CRAZY FOR YOU BRO!!

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Doiha 1

Not really... I've seen women in their 40's wearing Twilight shit.

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Kallian_fml 21

Just run. You don't wanna deal with that.

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Eleanor6141 11

do you have a native friend that you can introduce her too as well?

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NotsowiseSAGe 12

At least you can see the crazy up front.

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TheBrochure 22

If you mean "they," Redfoo is 38 and Sky Blu is 27. :P

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tj4234 35

Provided she's not too young for you, if she's nice enough who cares if she likes twilight? Everyone has their faults...

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wantmeasandwich 26

But but...what if OP is with Team Jacob?

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perdix 29

#33, any dude who is worth a shit would burn all his Team Jacob stuff, claim he's always been Team Edward and get laid. Keep your eye on the prize!

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roadrash3000 2

#65: Yeah, the cherry pie.

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