By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 735
You deserved it 4 903

CreamGravy tells us more.

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!

Still a better love story than twi... Wait

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OP: Extend your neck, utter "Nope," and quickly run away.

Beggars can't be choosers OP, suck it up and go for it. Maybe she just likes to be bitten in bed ;-)

Just tell her you're team Jacob, she'll disappear faster than you can say... well it doesn't matter what you say, I mean most words take about the same amount of time to say.

it's like a foreign language D:

@ 53 I'm definitely on that team.

Team that guy that almost hit Bella with a car

oh my gawd ! like... TEAM... I don't give a fuck

SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!

OP, are you sure she's not.. Ya know.. A minor?

TorturedXeno 27

How do we know she wasn't one of those 40-year-old Team Edward fans?

It was at a bar, so she was at least 18. Still way too creepy though.

CreamGravy, congrats on 2 FML's in the same week.

85, I'm not sure having two FML moments about one's love life worthy of publication in the same week is something to be congratulated.

Correction: SHE'S TOO CRAZY FOR YOU BRO!!

Not really... I've seen women in their 40's wearing Twilight shit.

Still a better love story than twi... Wait

Someone give this guy a medal

Just run. You don't wanna deal with that.

do you have a native friend that you can introduce her too as well?

Woman? Are you sure she wasn't 14?

Well love is love

At least you can see the crazy up front.

LMFAO .... How old is she ?

If you mean "they," Redfoo is 38 and Sky Blu is 27. :P

Provided she's not too young for you, if she's nice enough who cares if she likes twilight? Everyone has their faults...

But but...what if OP is with Team Jacob?

#33, any dude who is worth a shit would burn all his Team Jacob stuff, claim he's always been Team Edward and get laid. Keep your eye on the prize!

#65: Yeah, the cherry pie.