By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 784
You deserved it 4 920

CreamGravy tells us more.

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

Top comments


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OP: Extend your neck, utter "Nope," and quickly run away.

Beggars can't be choosers OP, suck it up and go for it. Maybe she just likes to be bitten in bed ;-)

Just tell her you're team Jacob, she'll disappear faster than you can say... well it doesn't matter what you say, I mean most words take about the same amount of time to say.

jw90 18

@ 53 I'm definitely on that team.

Gearden 8

Team that guy that almost hit Bella with a car

oh my gawd ! like... TEAM... I don't give a ****

Little4Bear 10

OP, are you sure she's not.. Ya know.. A minor?

It was at a bar, so she was at least 18. Still way too creepy though.

XDsmileyDX_fml 24

CreamGravy, congrats on 2 FML's in the same week.

85, I'm not sure having two FML moments about one's love life worthy of publication in the same week is something to be congratulated.


Not really... I've seen women in their 40's wearing Twilight shit.

Kallian_fml 21

Just run. You don't wanna deal with that.

do you have a native friend that you can introduce her too as well?

At least you can see the crazy up front.

If you mean "they," Redfoo is 38 and Sky Blu is 27. :P

Provided she's not too young for you, if she's nice enough who cares if she likes twilight? Everyone has their faults...

wantmeasandwich 26

But but...what if OP is with Team Jacob?

perdix 29

#33, any dude who is worth a shit would burn all his Team Jacob stuff, claim he's always been Team Edward and get laid. Keep your eye on the prize!

roadrash3000 2