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Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
She didn’t “decide” she won the prank war, she objectively did win!
You were put to rout, and have no choice but to surrender or die. The best you can hope for is to retain a shred of dignity in the treaty negotiations.
She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.
She kinda did win...