Love and Health: She definitely won though.

She definitely won though.

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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JasonThorn 19

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Thursday 16 August 2018 20:37

She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 24 August 2018 15:58

She kinda did win...

JasonThorn 19

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Thursday 16 August 2018 20:37

She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

free_parking 3

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:08

grow a pair and stop being a little pussy

arkh_angel 16

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Friday 24 August 2018 18:37

Doesn't "I haven't yet told her" means he was well aware of this weakness? She just found it by luck.

Cole Manson 10

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Saturday 25 August 2018 5:30

A weakness he never knew he had? He said in the post that he's afraid of spiders, he already knew.

free_parking 3

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:08

what a little pussy

Charlie Given 25

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:11

Prank wars are ridiculous because somebody always gets hurt 🙄

jkjorn 15

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Friday 24 August 2018 15:15

Winner winner, spiderweb spinner!

Mathalamus 24

Friday 24 August 2018 15:58

She kinda did win...

crsyldy 19

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Friday 24 August 2018 16:30

She’s right

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Friday 24 August 2018 17:08

find her fear and slap it on a picture

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 24 August 2018 18:11

She didn’t “decide” she won the prank war, she objectively did win! You were put to rout, and have no choice but to surrender or die. The best you can hope for is to retain a shred of dignity in the treaty negotiations.