She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
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Same thing different taste

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She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

Mathalamus 24

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She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

grow a pair and stop being a little pussy

Doesn't "I haven't yet told her" means he was well aware of this weakness? She just found it by luck.

A weakness he never knew he had? He said in the post that he's afraid of spiders, he already knew.

Prank wars are ridiculous because somebody always gets hurt 🙄

Mathalamus 24

She didn’t “decide” she won the prank war, she objectively did win! You were put to rout, and have no choice but to surrender or die. The best you can hope for is to retain a shred of dignity in the treaty negotiations.

“In war and love everything is valid. “

Mungolikecandy 19

Prank wars are great fun until someone goes to the hospital in tears. She won.