Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
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Comments (108)
SPARTAN11810 9
@27 what the actual ****?
sward44 9
least it wasn't Hans I suppose he would have just left you to die
ibanghellokitty 8
This reminds me of this movie where this woman get killed by a snowman In the shower when she was masterbating maybe you watched that movie and feel right to sleep after it...?
LowExpectations 30
Am I the only one thinking that the snow man's frozen junk would freeze OP's lady bits? That's some unpleasant sex right there if you ask me.
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
Oh my God I have no words xD
Theadyren 22
My fiance says "I don't have a skull...or bones." All the time. I personally think it's the cutest thing ever. :)
dark_angel4121 12
You mean Olaf? He is funny.
deeves 7
Winter is a good time to stay home and cuddle ;)
taylor21398 14
Olaf fetish?
Mat2000_1 4
Did he use his carrot nose, or did you build him a snow shlong?